That's What She Said

You may have noticed that Emma and I have been on a bit of a hiatus. Why is that, you ask? Well, I really couldn’t tell you, but it involves people dressed up at loveable Disney characters and lots of roller coasters. It also involves Emma’s incredibly wealthy uncle. Anyway, on to the long awaited topic of “that’s what she said”.

Suggested music: Sex Bomb – Tom Jones

McLovin writes: Friendship is like a wave. You have your up and downs, and sometimes you get wet.

Dean: I really had no idea where you were going with that. But funny and kind of related to the topic, I guess. I think I’m going to make it my new motto.

Laura_Rocks writes: One time, my friend needed help rolling up her sleeping bag because she had injured her knee. I asked why her knee injury had anything to do with packing up her sleeping bag, and she said “I need your help because I can’t go on my knees”.

Emma: That is what she said.

Nina_B asks: What came first, "That's What She Said" or The Office? And did they make those jokes on the British one?

Dean: I don’t think they had it on the British one. I think it’s just a Michael Scott thing, although I honestly have never seen the British version. And I’m not sure which came first. Maybe it’s like the whole chicken and the egg thing (it’s probably not, but that’s may answer anyway).

Karl_R writes: I overheard my older sister talking to her friend on the phone once and she was complaining about this new lipstick or something. She was all, “how am I supposed to use this? It’s too hard.”

Emma: That’s what she said.

Gnarly_Joe writes: What what in the butt.

Dean: That’s not really what she said…

Princess_Possum_Pants asks: Who is “she”? And why is she so inappropriate?

Emma: She’s just a generic girl. And I would argue that she’s not exactly inappropriate. Just adventurous. And a little loose, as my grandma would say. And no, my grandmother is not a nice lady.

dean_is_a_hottie asks: Why aren’t there any “that’s what he said” jokes?

Dean: I think there are. You know, if you try to make a “that’s what she said” joke, but it isn’t gender appropriate, you can just make it into a “that’s what he said” joke. It doesn’t discriminate!

Riley_is_on_a_boat asks: How many antelopes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Emma: Not enough.

Alright, that was weird…

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